How can I sneak a fleshlight past the airport screening?
Question by Kevin Stone: How can I sneak a fleshlight past the airport screening?
Does the TSA confiscate fleshlights due their potential use as a weapon? I will be going on a trip by myself, and I want to pack the fleshlight since my wife will not be coming with me.
A fleshlight is a flashlight shaped sex toy.
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Answer by Mr. Perkins
Just pack it in your checked baggage. Or get a hooker. Your choice.
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Do you mean flashlight?
If so, TSA considers this a tool and you are allowed to carry it on if it’s 7 inches or less. Otherwise, put it in your checked bag.
Why sneak it? They don’t care.
Trying to sneak something is a bad idea. It changes how you act and they pick up on that.
search “TSA Prohibited Items” on google and it should be the first hit. It’s a list of all items the TSA will confiscate at security screening. If your item is on that list, then dont bring it. If you sneak an illegal item they will arrest you.